Frat Albert (Exec)

Member Since 06/02/2014

From California

Being a little iffy about Bill Clinton’s politics, but embracing his lifestyle. TFM.

total sorority move

Looking back on some of the most memorable nights of your life with fond lack of memory. TFM.

total sorority move

Somehow managing to play through your minor intramural injury while simultaneously using it as an excuse to miss class. TFM.

total sorority move

Sarcastically mouthing your complete Miranda Rights along with your arresting officer. TFM.

total sorority move

Intentional, prolonged eye contact with a freshman girl’s father as you offer to help her move in. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling the pledges, “It’s the thought that counts,” when your hazing exercise doesn’t go as planned. TFM.

total sorority move

Making the pledges buy tickets to attend intramural games. TFM.

total sorority move

Knowing your way around Tinder. TFM.