Making the “and one” finger motion every time you make a contested shot. TFM.

Telling Nationals you’ll spare them the details, when the details you are omitting are vitally important. TFM.

Gronk foregoing the offseason to continue celebrating the Super Bowl. TFM.

Giving her the time of your life. TFM.

Having the pledges create a mock funeral for a brother after he enters a monogamous relationship. TFM.

Having the pledges set up a Lebron-esque “Decision” platform for you to announce which girl you plan to sleep with tonight. TFM.

Insisting that you’re in peak physical condition despite drinking excessively on a daily basis. TFM.