Stopping by the campus job fair to see who’s trying to work for your dad’s company this summer. TFM.

Having the tendency to lean right when drunk. TFM.

Perfecting the bottle-to-flask transfer. TFM.

The casual lighter toss across the porch. TFM.

The 2nd Admendment: the original homeland security. TFM.

Being thankful for the men and women who protect this great country. TFM.

Just heard about this Adderall shortage. We hadn’t noticed. TFM.