DonkeyKong (Exec)

I like pullin' blonde princesses and throwing vessels of booze at small Italian men. My go-cart makes the bitches swoon.

Member Since 07/20/2012

From North Carolina

Having a wildly misleading Tinder profile. TFM.

total sorority move

Throwing money at fairly insignificant problems. TFM.

total sorority move

Sending the pledges a Snapchat of a goat, then not responding to any of their subsequent inquiries. TFM.

total sorority move

Aggressively Spurrier-ing your visor when shit doesn’t go your way. TFM.

total sorority move