Dent (Active)

Dent is a washed up former athlete who swears he's totally over his ex-girlfriend. One of these days he'll get around to applying to a real job, but until then he'll keep pumping out lackluster articles while downing copious amounts of Natty Light.

Member Since 05/17/2017

From Michigan

People Are Really Spending Money On Tinder To Shoot Their Shot With Olympians

Much Like My Ex-Girlfriend, Kim Jong Un Tells South Korean President He Just Wants To Talk

Archeologists Discover Eighth Wonder Of The Ancient World In Egyptian Brewery

North Florida Bans Tailgating After Excessive Drinking, Focuses Blame On Greeks

A Play-By-Play Of Philly’s Super Bowl Rioting As Told By The Citywide Police Scanner

Texas Beer Run Bandit Basically Begging To Get Caught

Clemson Suspends All Fraternity Social Events After Reported Sexual Assault By Non-Student At Delta Chi House Party

It’s Monday Morning And The Girl I Shacked With Friday Won’t Leave

Jared Lorenzen, AKA “The Hefty Lefty,” Gives A Strong Pitch On Why He Should Join The XFL

College Professor Opens Fire On An Iowa Interstate