Dent (Active)

Dent is a washed up former athlete who swears he's totally over his ex-girlfriend. One of these days he'll get around to applying to a real job, but until then he'll keep pumping out lackluster articles while downing copious amounts of Natty Light.

Member Since 05/17/2017

From Michigan

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Texas Man Gets 50 Years In Prison For Stealing $1.2 Million Dollars In Fajitas

The Newest College Football Video Game Sounds Exhausting

Homeless Man In American Flag Shorts Steals Beer Truck, Leads Cops On Chase

william & mary drug bust

William & Mary Officials Are Pissed As Hell About This Drug Bust, Call Police Claim “Disgusting and Erroneous”

Eight Students And One Professor Arrested In Major Drug Bust At William & Mary

U of M Student Traumatized By Run-in With Gang Of Hat Thieves

Fresno State Professor Promptly Suspended For Trashing Barbara Bush Hours After Death

Amazon Was Peddling “Enjoy Cocaine” Baby Clothes

70 Percent Of You Will Jack Up Your Credit Shortly After Graduation, According To Study

The Irresponsible Student’s Guide To Crushing Final Exams