Handling breakups a little too well. TFM.
Benching more than you squat. TFM.
Telling the pledges to call you Dick for short, when your name isn’t even Richard. TFM.
Filibustering when asked where the relationship is going. TFM.
Approaching a girl and her boyfriend at a party and asking, “Is this guy bothering you?” TFM.
Immediately checking your blazer pockets the next morning for clues. TFM.
Having a strong political opinion on an election that took place prior to your birth. TFM.