DanielTexasRaised (Active)

Member Since 04/07/2014

From Texas

Asking her if she wants you to take off your shirt. TFM.

total sorority move

The “what is this?” stain on your shirt from the night before. TFM.

total sorority move

Making sure she acknowledges your American-themed underwear before you take them off. TFM.

total sorority move

Taking the initiative and unbuttoning your own shirt mid-makeout. TFM.

total sorority move

When questioned about your relationship status, quickly stating it’s a “fugazi.” TFM.

total sorority move

Her mom mistaking you for her dad from behind. TFM.

total sorority move

“It was an unfortunate situation that in no way reflects who I truly am.” TFM.

total sorority move

Retorting harsh accusations from the night before with, “It is what it is.” TFM.

total sorority move

Assuming every girl in your class is wondering what you look like naked. TFM.

total sorority move

Manzieling a group of GDIs tailing you in the quad. TFM.

total sorority move