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Asking her if she wants you to take off your shirt. TFM.
The “what is this?” stain on your shirt from the night before. TFM.
Making sure she acknowledges your American-themed underwear before you take them off. TFM.
Taking the initiative and unbuttoning your own shirt mid-makeout. TFM.
When questioned about your relationship status, quickly stating it’s a “fugazi.” TFM.
Her mom mistaking you for her dad from behind. TFM.
“It was an unfortunate situation that in no way reflects who I truly am.” TFM.
Retorting harsh accusations from the night before with, “It is what it is.” TFM.
Assuming every girl in your class is wondering what you look like naked. TFM.
Manzieling a group of GDIs tailing you in the quad. TFM.