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Not considering yourself to be lying, rather telling the “most fun version of the truth.” TFM.
Letting the pledges know that you’re delighted to be the bearer of bad news. TFM.
Always being slightly injured. TFM.
Kevin McAllister going apeshit with his dad’s credit card. TFM.
“There goes my political career,” even though you had little to no chance, or the desire, to pursue a political career. TFM.
Having unprotected sex within arm’s reach of of a condom.…
Responding to her accusations with, “The data on the MiG is inaccurate.” TFM.
Having a copy of an accounting exam about internal controls.…
Choosing to drink in “fight or flight” situations. TFM