Mid-afternoon “you up?” texts. TFM.
Receiving full time offers that start with “We don’t normally consider candidates with your GPA.” TFM.
“Well, someone’s getting sued.” TFM.
Threatening her with “going public” with nude photos that you’ve already shown all of your brothers anyway. TFM.
Telling your professor to have a good weekend on a Tuesday to let him know you won’t be there the rest of the week. TFM.
Doing South American drugs with North American bills. TFM.