Canada (Exec)

Welcome, butthurt TFM user. Sincerely, Your Canadian Bro http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/150161-3/Hockey-fan-BJ-taunt.gif

Member Since 05/25/2013

From Anonymous

Doing the right thing, but being a real asshole about it. TFM.

total sorority move

Declaring it a “good talk” after she angrily storms out of your room. TFM.

total sorority move

Loudly slurring, “This fucking guy!” when running into your TA at the bar. TFM.

total sorority move

“So you’re positive that this is safe?” TPM.

total sorority move

Realizing that it was actually you in the scandalous photos. TFM.

total sorority move

Snapchatting your boss inappropriate pics because your dad is his boss. TFM.

total sorority move

Dad telling you openly that your new slam looks better than the last one. TFM.

total sorority move

Asking her if she’s drunk when she tries to initiate pillow talk. TFM.

total sorority move

Intuitively detecting daddy issues like sharks smelling blood in the water. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling the most emotionally fragile pledge, “I know what you did, and it breaks my heart,” and him having no idea why. TFM.

total sorority move