Canada (Exec)

Welcome, butthurt TFM user. Sincerely, Your Canadian Bro http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/150161-3/Hockey-fan-BJ-taunt.gif

Member Since 05/25/2013

From Anonymous

Asking the pledge’s hot mom to show some ID at the door. TFM.

total sorority move

Vulnerably telling her you don’t want to “rush into things” the morning after a drunken hookup. TFM.

total sorority move

Claiming to be the “brains of the operation” based on the fact that you’re not doing any actual work. TFM.

total sorority move

Defending the pledges in a bar brawl, hazing them after it. TFM.

total sorority move

Handling breakups a little too well. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling the risk manager to “stop being so negative” when he points out the very real flaws in your poorly thought out plan. TFM.

total sorority move

Feeding pledges the separate ingredients of cookies, but not actual cookies. TFM.

total sorority move

Giving the ladies what they want, just not as long as they would like. TFM.

total sorority move

“Good guy, kind of an asshole.” TFM.

total sorority move

Asking the foreign pledge how to say “fuck you” in his native language, then making him wish he never told you. TFM.

total sorority move