Call sign_Goose (Fifth Year)

Solid 3.0 student (for the time being) at THE Arizona State University, ex-baseball player turned fraternity member by a little Hawaiian roommate. Im a passionate but wildly average golfer. My driver needs work however my short game is something to be reckoned with and my irons have the range and accuracy to keep me in the game. Also, Had sex with an Asian girl once.

Member Since 08/22/2013

From Arizona

Asking if you’re being detained while clearly being detained. TFM.

total sorority move

Proper use of Citadel uniform after graduation.

Obnoxiously wearing out your one dance move. TFM.

total sorority move

“I don’t think its fair to just pin this all on one person” when you were the one solely responsible for the negative instance. TFM

total sorority move

Contemplating listing how great your short game is on your resume. TFM.

total sorority move

“I might play a second ball,” after piping one straight down the fairway. TFM.

total sorority move

Claiming the damage you did to the golf cart will “buff right out.” TFM.

total sorority move

Telling the pledges you have “some good news and some bad news,” but only giving them the bad news. TFM.

total sorority move

“Mandatory” being optional and “optional” being pointless. TFM.

total sorority move

Your version of dipping a toe in to check the temperature really meaning throwing a pledge in and asking how it feels. TFM.

total sorority move