Broshire (Exec)

Tappin Kegs, Spreadin Legs, and Keepin Sperm Away From Eggs.

Member Since 01/14/2011

From South Carolina

Mickey Mantle switching to Natty Light. TFM.

Forrest Gump replying, “No, but I’ve been on a real big boat,” when asked if he’d ever been on a real shrimp boat. TFM.

total sorority move

Showing her no mercy on the mini golf course. TFM.

total sorority move

PDA: Public Display of America. TFM.

total sorority move

Doing the watch check every five minutes in lecture to let your professor know it’s time to start wrapping it up. TFM.

total sorority move

Cal Naughton Jr. picturing Jesus as an angel singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd while he’s in the front row hammered drunk. TFM.

total sorority move

The entire nation celebrating Americas birthday by drinking beer and…

total sorority move

Rewarding yourself with another beer after draining your empty one…

total sorority move

The inevitable response of “more than you” when someone asks…

total sorority move

Giving your tables empty shot glasses the “All in” poker…

total sorority move