Bromentum Builder (Active)

Member Since 05/11/2012

From Idaho

Cosmo Kramer carelessly driving Titleists into the ocean. TFM.

total sorority move

The word “boyfriend” being the equivalent of earmuffs in a conversation. TFM.

total sorority move

Getting “not able to run for public office now” drunk. TFM.

total sorority move

Defending the lewd drinking game you just created as a “gentleman’s sport.” TFM.

total sorority move

Blaming the rare beer pong loss on your Tommy John’s surgery back in ’07. TFM.

total sorority move

Running into a pledge on the front 9. Him finishing as your caddie on the back 9. TFM.

total sorority move

Considering deleting Snapchat every time you get a snap from a girl that does’t convey a sexual message. TFM.

total sorority move

The hollow promise to mom that you’ll be sober when she picks you up at the airport. TFM.

total sorority move

The innate feeling of accomplishment in the morning when glancing…

total sorority move

This guy’s law school composite. TFM.