Announcing, “Ladies, keep your clothes on,” while taking off your shirt and revealing a rather pitiful physique. TFM.
Asking her for a mulligan after a clearly lackluster performance. TFM.
The differing emotions between a rushee and a pledge regarding an invitation to the house. TFM.
Dad threatening to take away your credit card. Mom not knowing you have one. TFM.
Your winter body and summer body being the exact same thing. TFM.
Brothers calling you by the name on your fake ID in situations where an ID isn’t necessary. TFM.
Having a girlfriend when Mom asks about your social life, and single when Dad asks. TFM.