BobMotherFuckingBarker (Fifth Year)

Member Since 01/22/2016

From New York

Rubbing your dick all over Saddam’s palace. TFM.

FSU Fraternity Member Murders Couple, Proceeds To Eat Victim’s Face (UPDATED With 911 Call)

The 10 Fantasy Football Commandments

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 96

It’s weird thinking you know exactly where you were when you first heard the news. I found out from a tollbooth operator in Maryland on my way back to Philly from UCF. “We got him. We got that son of a bitch.” It gave me goosebumps and the extra energy to power through the rest of the sixteen hour drive.

The E:60 About The Phillies-Mets Game The Night We Offed Osama bin Laden Will Give You A Patriotic Hard On

Vacay Tay Is An Absolute Sexpot

The Time My Roommate Fell Off Our 12th Floor Balcony