better_than_you (Fifth Year)

Member Since 04/22/2011

From Alabama

Loudly announcing, “He was masturbating,” any time EMS has to come to the house to treat an injured brother. TFM.

total sorority move

Responding with, “I like to shoot from the hip,” after your professor asks where your PowerPoint is for your speech. TFM.

total sorority move

Going back to class with a sunglass tan after you told your professor you were sick the last few days. TFM.

total sorority move

Blaring profanity-ridden early ’90s rap music while placing your order at the drive thru. TFM.

total sorority move

Loudly talking on your phone about what sexual acts you did the night before while in a crowded, public area. TFM.

total sorority move

Being told by your professor you seem “out of touch with middle class America” after commenting in class. TFM.

total sorority move

Referencing generations and events you weren’t alive to witness. TFM.

total sorority move

Being a great or horrible representative of your fraternity and school, depending on how you look at it. TFM.

total sorority move

Ordering a double bourbon and Coke after the bartender tells you it’s $1 vodkas all night. TFM.

total sorority move

’41’ taking a casual golf cart ride around Kyle Field before the Aggie game. TFM.

total sorority move