Loudly announcing, “He was masturbating,” any time EMS has to come to the house to treat an injured brother. TFM.
Responding with, “I like to shoot from the hip,” after your professor asks where your PowerPoint is for your speech. TFM.
Going back to class with a sunglass tan after you told your professor you were sick the last few days. TFM.
Blaring profanity-ridden early ’90s rap music while placing your order at the drive thru. TFM.
Loudly talking on your phone about what sexual acts you did the night before while in a crowded, public area. TFM.
Being told by your professor you seem “out of touch with middle class America” after commenting in class. TFM.
Referencing generations and events you weren’t alive to witness. TFM.
Being a great or horrible representative of your fraternity and school, depending on how you look at it. TFM.
Ordering a double bourbon and Coke after the bartender tells you it’s $1 vodkas all night. TFM.
’41’ taking a casual golf cart ride around Kyle Field before the Aggie game. TFM.