Clever use of nicknames to cover for you never bothering to learn their actual names. TFM.
The pledges being held responsible for your irresponsible actions. TFM.
The “you should really expect this kind of thing from me” look when you do something wrong. TFM.
Living like you’re in poverty in a multi-million dollar house. TFM.
Starting the slow clap to something that should definitely not be applauded. TFM.