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Assuming the more expensive option is higher quality. TFM.
Straight outta prep school. TFM.
Making up records you set to one-up someone else’s accomplishment. TFM.
Telling her you’re not looking for a relationship immediately after a drunken dance floor make out. TFM.
Loudly announcing, “Daddy’s back!” after beating your hangover. TFM.
Filling the jukebox with terrible songs right before leaving the bar. TFM.
Referring to any bet you make as a lock. TFM.