40acres (Staff)

Member Since 01/13/2011

From Texas

Assuming the more expensive option is higher quality. TFM.

total sorority move

Straight outta prep school. TFM.

total sorority move

Making up records you set to one-up someone else’s accomplishment. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling her you’re not looking for a relationship immediately after a drunken dance floor make out. TFM.

total sorority move

Spieth leaving the Masters $1.8 million dollars richer in a private plane. TFM.

This Gameday sign. TFM.

Loudly announcing, “Daddy’s back!” after beating your hangover. TFM.

total sorority move

Filling the jukebox with terrible songs right before leaving the bar. TFM.

total sorority move

Referring to any bet you make as a lock. TFM.

total sorority move

Lululemon’s display on Fat Tuesday. TFM.