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There are plenty of passable, if not genuinely decent ways, to start a conversation on Tinder. Just check out today’s edition of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. Plenty of gold in there, like the immaculate opener, “Hey baby you got legs like I like, feet on one end, pussy on the other!” If you ever need some inspiration, I’d err more on the Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines “completely absurd opener” side of things rather than this dude Tyler’s “come on too strong and then insult the shit out of her when she doesn’t acknowledge your existence” side.
Jesus. If this guy was a rapper he’d be Tyler the Creator of Restraining Orders. Didn’t your momma ever teach you manners?
The fact that he sent this message on a Friday morning at 1:46 a.m. really tells us all we need to know about his motivation. After striking out at the bars on Thirsty Thursday, Tyler returned to his place and, in a drunken fit of horny rage, decided to take out his anger on an unsuspecting Tinder match who just wanted to do her hair and makeup and listen to Ke$ha in peace. Get better, Tyler..
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