Everyone has at least one crazy party story from college. For instance, Jared likes to tell me about the time him and his online frat threw a huge LAN party and played each other in League of Legends while shotgunning Mountain Dew. Mine involves Kappa Sig’s “Heaven and Hell” party (how I got in is a story in itself) and a whole lot of blood.
#UTpartystories became a Twitter trend, so University of Texas students decided to let us in our their own college experiences.
#UTpartystories leaving Red White and Booze at 4am with a bunch of flags running in the streets screaming USA
— Maigin Hightower (@MaiginMakenzi) July 1, 2016
Goals for this weekend.
Got drunk at a frat party, guy carried me out to the car, I threw up in his arms, & never went back to that frat party. #UTpartystories
— April ♡ (@_heyyapril) July 1, 2016
And they say frat guys aren’t good dudes.
#UTPartyStories is trending.. I once went to a frat formal. My date was completely wasted within an hour & proceeded to throw up in my lap🙃
— Kaley Nan (@kaleynan9) July 1, 2016
That kid did it right.
— Adiba Oiyshi (@adabonem) July 1, 2016
Blaze it, nerds.
— Myk (@_getitdunn) July 1, 2016
This would be impressive if it was a full keg, but it would also be idiotic if it was a full keg.
— ♦️Harley Quinn♠️ (@InfiniteCaitlin) July 1, 2016
Stealing another man’s pizza should be punishable by tar and feathering.
#utpartystories once at a party in my apt a guy threw a bottle off the balcony&hit an uber driver's car, & he got pissed and called the cops
— Orlie Hernandez (@HeIsChatsGalore) July 1, 2016
Orlie, if you’re the reason Uber is gone (as well as Micah, fuck that guy for voting against Uber), I’m gonna be pissed.
#utpartystories when u black out at the boat party and find out u made out with 1 dude, almost crashed the bus, and peed in a trash can 🙃
— vna (@goawayvna) July 1, 2016
I’m a huge advocate of peeing in trash cans, especially when there is a long line to use a urinal.
— coy diva (@hotmessjadee) July 1, 2016
Just included this one so I could say what’s up girl?
Overall, pretty tame if you ask me. Though you gotta believe that a lot of the real wild stories were kept off social media to protect these students’ images. Go out and get a wild college party story that’s actually worth writing about, then hit up our email and tell us all about it. You should be blackout from now until Tuesday morning, so it shouldn’t be too difficult..
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