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Most IFCs are awful groups of dorknerds whose sole purpose in life is to cramp your style. IFC exec board members blindly enforce stupid rules designed to suppress Greek life. These losers constantly have you wondering, “How the hell is this kid in a fraternity?” They’re disloyal, backstabbing fartfaces, and if you have an IFC member in your chapter, I advocate for rubbing the skin between your dong and your butthole (commonly referred to as the “gooch”) on his nose while he’s sleeping.
That being said, not all IFCs are demon hellspawn, and the University of Oklahoma’s IFC exemplifies that fact. Check out their latest recruitment tweet.
If you understand the plight of the ill-fated gorilla ghost guardian angel, you’re A-okay in my book. If that doesn’t convince you to register for recruitment, nothing will.
If Harambe could’ve registered for Greek recruitment, you fucking know he would have. He would’ve gotten a bid from every single chapter on campus, accepted the one that was to the top house, and laid pipe on every sorority bitty in town en route to becoming fraternity president, class president, president of the banana eating club, president of the peace on Earth club, and vice-president of the entire student body (he’d have let the kid with the mental disability be named president despite receiving less votes than he did).
But he can’t. Because we killed him. R.I.P. Harambe.
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