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I just casually flipped over to my former employer to catch the end of the NCAA Division I Men’s Golf Championship and now my mind is in a pretzel.

Do you tee it up with a 56 or play it safe with a 60 degree to get over those shrubs? I’m personally killing an entire nest of baby birds if I pull out driver here. You get what, two club lengths back? Yup…I’m still murking those innocent newborn American Robins tucked away in the bushes and making them explode (ala Randy Johnson) with a Callaway chrome soft. Wouldn’t even feel like finishing my round after that. I mean who could with the blood of cute little song birds on your hands? Seems a bit dark, NCAA. Hopefully they can lighten things up with a windmill or pirate ship on the 18th green.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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