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UGA Police Looking For Pervert Asking To Tour Sorority Houses

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University of Georgia police are on the hunt for a man who’s been weirding out sorority girls by asking for tours of their houses.

From The Red & Black:

The reporting 22-year-old woman said the man approached her as she walked up to the Phi Mu house on Thursday and requested to have a tour, police said. She told police she gave him a tour of the common area of the building but did not allow him to see inside any of the bedrooms.

Police said the woman said when she asked the man why he wanted a tour of Phi Mu, he said, “all part of my game.”

Total creep vibe coming from this guy. Who uses language like, “All part of my game?” There’s no way this dude isn’t 65 pounds soaking wet and rocking a dirt ‘stache. I’d say it’s a safe bet to say this perv has a pretty whimsical jawline, too. Basically, for those who need a mental image, just think of that weird, piss-smelling kid from your elementary school who preferred Magic Cards to Pokemon. Then fast forward 15 years. He’s our suspect to a T, guaranteed.

I’m telling you, guys. By the time the end of the school year rolls around, things and people just get dumber by the day.

[via The Red & Black]

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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