Not sure how those millionaire NFL pros are missing 1-yard chip shots when Eddy Piñeiro, who is barely old enough to buy a sixer of hard cider, is sinking 81-yarders in full pads (minus helmet) like he’s playing kick the can while out on a leisurely Sunday stroll.
Dude didn’t even take an extended run-up. Three-step drops somehow equal 81-yard dingers now? It didn’t even look like he put that much effort into it. If you’d kept your eyes on Piñeiro the whole time instead of on the blur that is the obliterated pigskin, you might’ve thought he was just popping up a PAT. Quick, someone tell Phil Dawson it’s finally time for him to get his bald ass out of the damn league after 48 years of going wide right from 66 feet out. The new generation is here, old man, and they’ve got superhuman, Monstars-esque strength.
The true crime of this whole ordeal, however, is how Eddy just comes in here and steals my thunder.
Not cool, dude..
Image via Twitter/@eddypineiro1