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Early Monday morning at around 2:45, 24-year-old University of Florida student Arielle Engert was swerving on the road when she was pulled over by police. After she failed a few sobriety tests and recorded a smooth .16 on the breathalyzer, she was arrested. In addition to driving drunk, the officers discovered some marijuana in her purse and a bag of cocaine stuffed down her bra.
Ho-hum, end of story there, right? Just your typical story of a college kid arrested for drugs and driving drunk. Well, if you read the headline, you know that Arielle wasn’t going down without a fight, or a blow job offer. She was of course charged with bribery in addition to the other charges.
From The Smoking Gun:
After being transported to the county jail, Engert allegedly told Deputy Brian Sudbrink that she would perform fellatio and “other sex acts” if he would not charge her for the two misdemeanors.
The discovery of the cocaine allegedly prompted Engert to offer deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle the identical sexual services that were proffered to Sudbrink. The illicit offers to the law enforcement personnel led to the filing of three separate bribery counts against Engert.
She also happens to be a total babe.
See, this is what I don’t like about girls. When they get pulled over, or in trouble, they just show a little titty or offer a free blow job to try to get off. When I’m fucked by the long dick of the law, or anything else really, I can’t just offer up my body. Its street value is zero.
The law won this time, however, and didn’t cave to Engert’s bribes. Nice try, Arielle..
[via The Smoking Gun]
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