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Last week, we wrote about how freshman UCLA QB Josh Rosen has a hot tub in his dorm room. Well, it’s time to make that “has” a “had,” because communist university officials have made Joshy remove the hot tub. I thought this was America?
The life of a college football quarterback is pretty sweet, especially when you are UCLA true freshman Josh Rosen and a hot tub gets installed in your dorm room. But with great power comes great responsibility (or something) and once the world got a sight of Rosen enjoying the luxurious life, the school needed to take action.
For hard-hitting hot tub removal news, we turn to TMZ Sports, which confirmed with a UCLA spokesman that Rosen’s hot tub was a violation of the school’s residential housing policies.
“Furnishings which are not officially designated as part of a residential room’s accessories may not be moved into any resident’s room at any time,” the policy states, per Ricardo Vazquez, who confirmed to the website that the hot tub had been removed from Rosen’s room.
Most universities these days are going out of their way to keep their student athletes happy. Hell, Louisville was even spending a ton of money on stripper sex for their recruits. They weren’t even students yet and were getting treated better than our boy Rosen. #HotTubGate is real, and I’m it’s champion.
The ability to enjoy a nice plate of food or a piña colada while stewing in some bubbly water in the comfort of your own home is a certain unalienable right, the likes of which I would be remiss to not protect with every fiber of my being as a free American.
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