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U.S. Gymnasts in Leotards Pose Threat to Creepy Men

These little teenage gymnast asses are scattered around London’s North Greenwich Arena like a damn visual mine field, and these mines have been blowing men up all over the place. We get it. These outfits are painted on, the countless hours of work in the gym have turned the gymnast body into a well-put-together, lean cut of meat, and you’re just a red-blooded man.

The same rules should be applied to gymnasts in leotards that Jerry Seinfeld applies to a woman’s cleavage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.” And his philosophy is in place with the assumption that: 1. 50 cameras aren’t on you, 2: the whole world isn’t tuned in, and 3. the subject isn’t 15 – 18 years old.

Be careful out there.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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