You watching this Brazil-Germany game? I haven’t seen this much scoring since last night when I had cybersex with all of those girls on Omegle. Check out what the Twittersphere is saying about the host country’s poor performance.
Time for German fans in attendance wearing jerseys to slowly remove them and inconspicuously exit the stadium.
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 8, 2014
— Football Live Scores (@F00tyHighlights) July 8, 2014
Dibs on BRAZILIAN WAXED headline.
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) July 8, 2014
— BuzzFeed France (@BuzzFeedFrance) July 8, 2014
— Leah Apablasa (@LeahApablasa) July 8, 2014
— Perks of Soccer (@PerksofSoccer1) July 8, 2014
BREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue pic.twitter.com/qVwhfydUTY
— World Cup 2014 (@World) July 8, 2014
Brazil may be getting blown out but we all know that if Colt McCoy had not have gotten hurt this game would be a lot different.
— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) July 8, 2014
— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) July 8, 2014
It’s an aggressive move, but I think Brazil have to really consider bringing on Julian Green here.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) July 8, 2014
Rare photo Brazil's goalie. pic.twitter.com/Kbylikz0a1
— Urban Funny (@UrbanDaiIy) July 8, 2014
Brazil needs two field goals or a touchdown to win this
— ✨ relyT✨ (@t_raww_7) July 8, 2014
Just been sent this: Fantastic attitude from Brazil – if Neymar can't play, no-one will.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) July 8, 2014
Brazil could have found a better goalie on craigslist.
— Christian A. Pierce (@ChrisChinPierce) July 8, 2014
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 8, 2014
"Im out" – Christ The Redeemer pic.twitter.com/B9RBLxjqTD
— TheHumanGrindinBeat (@BigGhostLtd) July 8, 2014
"The Brazilian please. But not like, painful in a 2014 World Cup way." – me getting a bikini wax
— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) July 8, 2014
— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) July 8, 2014
Is it still cool to masturbate to the hot Brazilian fan babes if they're crying? Don't wanna be creepy. #WorldCup
— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) July 8, 2014
I haven't seen Germany this offensive since…well…never mind.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 8, 2014
I now totally understand the origin of the Brazilian wax. Literally nothing on the field. #BrazilvsGermany
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) July 8, 2014
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014