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Tuscaloosa Bar Makes A Fire Parody Of Every Sorority Recruitment Video Ever

I can’t tell if watching actual sorority videos is better than watching people make fun of them or not. These recruitment vids are absolutely ridiculous. I have never once been walking through campus as 100 girls in bikinis blew glitter everywhere. That’s what makes these parody videos so great.

Recently, a bar in Tuscaloosa decided to get in on the action. The results were… erotic. If this doesn’t get you at least slightly aroused, then I feel bad for you, son.

Music: 10/10. Bubbles: 10/10. Shotgun Abilities: 4/10. Sex Appeal: 15/10.

This was the perfect mix of stupid and funny to where I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. However, fraternity fellas: don’t try and reenact this. A bar does this with some fifth and sixth year seniors and it’s cute, light, and funny. Your chapter does this, and you’ll immediately be sent to the Failest of Fridays. You’re men. Chop some goddamn wood and drink some mothafuckin whiskey on camera. Shoot a gun off if you feel like it. Don’t become the laughingstock of nationals.

Fine fine fine fine. I know you’re waiting for it, so here’s an actual Alabama sorority recruitment video to wash that one down with. It appears to be a very, very, very good year to be a Bama Zeta. Bringin’ the heat.

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El Taco

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