EDITOR’S NOTE: A few angry commenters and Disney fanatics have pointed out that this is California’s Disneyland and not Disneyworld.
Florida is a garbage state filled with terrible swamp-people like Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, and Dan Regester. It’s a place that, under no circumstance, would I ever voluntarily live, unless I am 65 and from an area of the country that spends six months under a winter weather advisory. That said, Florida is home to one of the happiest places on earth: Disneyworld.
I don’t have much of a backstory for the following video. What I do know is that it was posted last week and is clearly the rough draft of something much bigger. We, in the web content biz, understand that there is not a more powerful driving force on the internet than stay-at-home white moms. This lady is no exception. In her t-shirt, capris, and $65 sneaks, she took Orlando by storm:
I mean, I don’t know what else to tell you. That mom choreographed a dance routine and spent an entire day filming it at Disneyworld. I don’t think I’ve ever written a whiter sentence than that. Suburban household moms everywhere will giggle with glee and pounce on the “share” button after seeing the final product, but this raw cut is so much better. It illustrates the real behind-the-scenes awkwardness going to Disneyworld and making a fool out of yourself.
Some will say this video is stupid, but I have watched it 10 times and it has honestly only gotten better. This might be one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered, and I, for one, am thankful to have seen it.
To white suburban moms everywhere, the bar has been raised. Get turnt, moms. Get turnt, and film it..