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Turkey Day NFL Locks That’ll Keep You Sane With Aunt Phyllis And Uncle Kevin

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Happy Thanksgiving, fam. Today, I will be providing you with some Turkey Day locks that’ll make your Thanksgiving 100 times more entertaining. As you down an unhealthy amount of wine, eat sub-par turkey, and put up with the never-ending political debates between your annoying ass relatives, there will be football on. So plant yourself on your couch, get blacked the fuck out, and gamble like a degenerate. Trust me, it will make your day bearable. Let’s hit it.

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Vikings Vs. Lions – Lions +3

The Lions pulled one out in Chicago last week and pushed the spread, but meanwhile, the Vikings rolled on the Rams. Since both teams are playing on short rest, and every player will have Turkey and Stuffing on their mind, I think this game will be insanely close. As you spread Cranberry sauce on your Turkey, also spread money on the Lions to cover the spread. Lock it in.

Chargers Vs. Cowboys – Under 48

The Chargers destroyed the Bills and Nate Peterman just like you’re going to destroy relationships with family and close personal friends this weekend, but credit Peterman for throwing 5 interceptions. I know taking an under is boring, but with short rest and mediocre teams, I think it’s a lock. Under 48 is the pick.

Giants Vs. Redskins – Over 44

Ahh, the night game. By this time you will be full of turkey, stuffing, wine, and questions about what you plan on doing with that liberal arts degree. The Giants have been playing solid football considering they lost about 10 wide receivers since the beginning of the year, and they just knocked off the Chiefs. Meanwhile, the Skins lost a heartbreaker to the Saints last week and are probably still very butthurt about it. I smell points in this one like I can smell my mom cooking up a dank Thanksgiving feast upstairs. Send the over at 44.

May you have a Happy Thanksgiving full of dank food, wine, and degenerate gambling. As always, hit me up on Twitter @ConesDeal to discuss, keep up with my bets, or tell me about the on going political debates between your family. Happy degens-giving, y’all.

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