Try Not To Vote For Donald Trump After Watching This Incredible “Mass Effect” Themed Campaign Trailer

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Each day, I’m more than ready to move on from the seemingly oversaturated minute to minute coverage of Donald, but then he somehow consistently pulls off something so spectacular that it keeps me hooked like a damn crackhead itching for a hit of his next rock. I can’t quit you, Donald. Especially after you dropped this cinematic, fan-made, “Mass Effect” themed treasure of a campaign trailer on your Twitter account today.

Chills. Absolute chills. Throw in some b-roll of a majestic bald eagle soaring through the skies, American astronauts conquering the moon, and splice it together with some Hillary dog bark, goofy Obama lat raises, and the powerful voice of Martin Sheen, and suddenly his “damning” comments from last week are water under the bridge. Like does anyone even remember what he said that was so controversial after watching that freedom boner-inducing, awe-inspiring masterpiece? Nope. Sorry. This is the internet driven generation, and we’re more of a “what have you done for me in the last five minutes?” kind of society.

This now has me wanting to run through a wall for Commander Shepard Donald, hop on the SSV Normandy Trump Train, and defend earth from the Reapers liberals. Join or die.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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