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Trump Has Until 7:00 To Post A #MannequinChallenge Video And Earn My Vote

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Trump’s Twitter privileges may have been pulled by his staff in the final hours like a mother taking her kid’s favorite toy away for being a brat, but today is Election Day, and the peak of the #MannequinChallenge’s popularity has perfectly coincided with the polls closing. Opportunity is knocking.

What better way to win the collective millennial vote than gathering the squad to stand perfectly still in funny positions while someone walks among you to film, set to Rae Sremmurd’s “Black Beatles” (ft. Gucci Mane)?

Hillary did one. Bon Jovi was there with his stupid fucking guitar. Note: She didn’t set it to “Black Beatles” because they don’t have the rights to it.

Rachel Page did the damn thing to it, though.

For the love of all that is good, we need to see Trump mannequinning his dick off on his PJ, and we need to see it now. Trump campaign staff, please make this happen. The people need it. On-the-fence voters need to be swayed. Or at least give him the keys back to his account so he can roast Hillary for pandering.

Polls close at 7:00 p.m., Trumpy. I haven’t voted yet. Do the right thing.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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