Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. #TFM

2. Driving foreign. Drinking domestic. #TFM

3. Writing a speech that includes the phrase “I wrote a speech for tonight, but I’m not going to read it.” #TFM

4. Assuming her boyfriend is her little brother. #TFM

5. Whenever she tries to give me a handjob, I simply reply, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” #TFM

6. Trying to soften the blow by telling Dad your class average is similar to a respectable round of golf. #TFM

7. TThat one girl who went totally off the deep end after dating you. #TFM

8. Trying to use “I pay my dues” as a perpetual Get Out Of Jail Free card. #TFM

9. Proclaiming, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to,” after clearly taking something beyond its normal breaking point. #TFM

10. The United States claiming the name America despite the Americas covering 35 different countries. #TFM

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