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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. The struggle between wanting a six pack and wanting a six pack. #TFM

2. America’s national anthem simply being a remixed drinking song. #TFM

3. Replying with “athlete” when someone asks what position you play. #TFM

4. “We can sit here and point fingers all day” about something solely your fault. #TFM

5. Ignoring the “so what are we?” text until you get the “heyyy wat are you doing? 🙂 ” text at 2:17am. #TFM

6. Not condoning your brother’s decision to sell drugs, but still buying from him regularly. #TFM

7. Wanting a better physique, but not enough to work for it. #TFM

8. Assuring the university that the matter “will be handled internally.” #TFM

9. Punching a hole in the wall and finding a 20-year-old beer. #TFM

10. Having sexual relations with that woman. #TFM

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