Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Making drunken pacts your sober self would not approve of. #TFM

2. Using “the team needs me” as your reason for not staying over at her place. #TFM

3. Having a less incriminating story for your lawyer, a slightly more reasonable version for Dad, and a completely innocent one for Mom. #TFM

4. Hazing a pledge for the IM softball loss even though he went 4 for 4 with 6 RBI. #TFM

5. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran. #TFM

6. Asking your summer professor about his open container policy in class. #TFM

7. Getting “I think I attend a different college” drunk. #TFM

8. Hank Williams Jr. calling his drinking and smoking dependencies a “family tradition.” #TFM

9. Participating in your football team’s “blackout” theme in every sense of the word. #TFM

10. Everything being more fun with a Hawaiian shirt on. #TFM

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