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Today In Florida: Man Busted With Cookie Monster Doll Filled With Cocaine

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“C” apparently isn’t just for “cookie” anymore. “C” is for “cocaine.” A Florida man was stopped by a sheriff’s deputy recently near Key West for an obscured license plate, also known as driving while a minority. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled the car over, made note about the dark front window tint and said he could smell marijuana in the car and decided to give search.

From Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office — Florida Keys:

Another child star getting hooked. Tough to watch.

This news, while surprising, shouldn’t come as too much of a shock. Cookie Monster has a checkered past and has struggled with addiction since the network reduced his cookie-eating role.

Not to mention, he looked pretty zoinked out in the sheriff’s department’s photo.

The rise to fame is great, but the fall is hard. Here’s to hoping Cookie Monster gets his life back on track before he pulls a Shia Lebouf. You’re better than this, CM. Many prayers.

But really, if you’re going to peddle cocaine, maybe don’t look like a sketchy ass mofo from a mile away. It’s much easier to run a successful business, be very clean cut and peddle it that way. Take it from August Busch IV’s recent bender. Is this amateur hour?! Once again, more cocaine off the streets due to the negligence of a lowly drug mule which means a frat guy somewhere is going to go home empty-handed this weekend. Thanks for nothing, fellas.

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El Taco

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