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When you’re someone who goes out on Thursdays, every weekend is a 3-day weekend. I mean, technically they’re still 2-day weekends, but they might as well be 3-day weekends, since no self-respecting fraternity man hasn’t not been hungover on a Friday since he was like 8 years old. That whole day is always a wash. Can’t ever get shit done, and at this point nobody expects us to. We have a nice little arrangement going with society.
What better way to start off this 3-day weekend than with quite arguably the best piece of videography to have ever graced the hallowed servers of YouTube?
I speak, of course, of Total Frat Move’s epic, hard-hitting, feminist-pissing-off classic, “Why We Need Frat.”
Before this video came out, our plight was not understood. People knew we had frat, they knew we embraced frat, but they had no idea why we needed frat to live, survive, and thrive.
Sure, it may have pissed off a few thousand feminists who thought we were belittling their similarly-named cause “Why We Need Feminism,” but what they don’t understand is that the name similarity was just a coincidence. There’s no way we could’ve ripped this off from them because none of us pay attention to anything remotely related to feminism. No offense to them; it’s just not on our radar. Their accusatory tone is part of the reason we need frat. Everyone’s out to get us.
Did you like “Why We Need Frat?” Who am I kidding? Of course you did. Well, lucky you – Starting September 2nd, we will be posting new TFM original videos just like it every Wednesday.
We’ve been stockpiling videos for the last couple months in order to give you guys a fresh new moving picture upon which to feast your eyes every single hump day from now until eternity. You won’t be disappointed, I promise. I’m just an intern, so my promise doesn’t mean much, but if you can’t find it in yourself to trust me as an intern (like most people in this office), trust me as a human (like nobody in this office). This stuff’s gold.
Subscribe to our YouTube page to get access to the videos right when they’re posted, and get ready to laugh so hard that your beer gut will jiggle like a bowl full of KY jelly.
Now, we want to know: Why do you need frat? Let us know in the comments section..