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Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)

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What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.

Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.

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