This Skinny Ass Texas State Kid Belongs In The Cooperstown Of Drunk Dancing

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Someone tipped me off about this Texas State kid dancing, and it’s just too good not to share. Do you dance this well? Hell no. Nobody can. He is a man who knows exactly how to turn an event into HIS event. No fucks are ever given when this guy walks into a party in San Marcos.

This scrawny-ass white dude is probably working on a bachelor’s degree in accounting. He’s got a few interviews already lined up for next year, trying to figure out his post-graduation plan. He most likely comes from a nice family in the suburbs, the oldest of three or four kids. Every year at the annual neighborhood Christmas party, family friends fawn over how respectful and polite he is. Then, he starts drinking and this shit happens.

What an Alpha-male.

[h/t Rachel Page]

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