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This Kid’s Pool Hustle Is Unreal

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The only pool trick I can pull off is the “batwing.” For those unfamiliar with the move, it’s when you unzip your pants, whip out your ball sack, and stretch your scrotal skin as far as possible just as your opponent is about to shoot. Rattles ‘em every time.

While 14-year-old Matthew “The Stinger” Webber may lack the testicular bulk to execute an effective batwing, he’s got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. Just look at this shit:

Also, check out his Instagram page, where he continues to up the game on a regular basis.

If I were this kid, I’d drop out of school, shut down the social media, and hit the road, stopping at pool bar after pool bar to hustle unsuspecting gamblers. Some burly biker in a leather jacket with a wallet chain will take a look at The Stinger and be all, “Yer in over yer head, kid.” Then, Webber will bounce the ball off the guy’s forehead and into the pocket. He’ll make a killing, and all the sexy ladies with big, blonde hair, smoking cigarettes and wearing red high-cut tops will be all over him. I don’t know why I’m imagining a bar straight out of a cheesy ’80s action flick. Probably because I just saw “Road House” for the first time.

Awww yeah. Road House.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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