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Each morning I like to look through the video submissions to see what’s garbage and what new sorority is submitting their rush video. Most of it is straight dumpster fire, and I’ll leave it be and move on with my day. However, this morning I came across something so bad that I just had to rip it to shreds.
Some user with the possibly the most original name ever, “frattyjosh,” submitted a video titled “When high school frats are better than college frats 😳.”
Here is the vid, and it’s pretty terrible. It’s more deserving of being on Fail Friday than on the video tab. Check it out here.
This party looks like one heck of a rager. At first glance, I notice three girls in the picture. None of them are really interested in what’s going on, and no guys are talking to them. Next you get the most obnoxious move you can pull in a beer pong game: the slam dunk. Way to ruin the game, kid. Bet you thought you looked so cool doing it, too. None of the elements in the video remotely come close to being as good as a real fraternity.
Listen up and listen good, frattyjosh. These high school “frats” don’t have the training that real fraternities do. They don’t have the parties real fraternities do. And they certainly don’t have the sorority girls that real fraternities do. Sure, you may dress like your typical fraternity guy, and act like them. but you will never be them until you go through pledgeship. Until then, you’ll be a geed.
If high school “frat stars” could cease to exist, then this world will be a better place..