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A group called Tramps Against Trump has launched a campaign promising to send nude photos to anybody who can prove they didn’t vote for Trump.
A group of women in the US are hoping to replicate Sluts Against Harper’s success by turning their attention to pestilential Doritos-dust gremlin Donald Trump with a new campaign called, you guessed it, Tramps Against Trump.
The rules are simple: send a direct message to the group’s Instagram account with a photo of yourself outside a polling station (you don’t have to show who you voted for), and the Tramps will send you a nude pic from their roster.
“In the past we had Rock the Vote and other ways to get the vote out, but what do young people like now? They like naked people on the internet,” said Tramps Against Trump creator “Jessica Rabbit. “So, we’re using naked people on the internet to make a change and get people excited about something.”
I laughed when I first saw this. They’ve gotta just be some fat, #FreeTheNipple feminists, right? But then I saw that some of the nudes were pretty decent (their Instagram page has since been taken down, but trust me). Apparently the majority of the Tramps are sex-workers, so they know what the hell they’re doing. They’ve taken the election into their own naked breasts, believing that a Trump presidency would somehow harm their ability to make a living with their bodies.
I researched the movement in Canada that gave the Tramps their inspiration, “Sluts Against Harper,” and it turns out it was incredibly effective. The Sluts managed to oust their Prime Minister in a landslide, and the Tramps seem poised to replicate that model here. I can already feel the tender, impressionable mind of our electorate being drawn towards to the dark side (Bernie). Even now, one of my brothers just looked up and said, “Yeah, I guess I would trade my vote for a nude.”
These are desperate times, and they call for desperate measures. Babes For Trump has got to step up their game.
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