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I am the king of fantasy football. I can’t even remember the last time I fucking lost, which is why DraftKings is so confident that you can’t beat me that they’ll reward you if you do.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM where you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $10,000 in their NFL $100K play-action contest, AND bragging rights if you beat me. You heard me. I said $10,000, AND bragging rights if you beat me. I’m not sure which is more valuable. But with $10,000 you could maybe even afford to hire me as your personal butler intern.
The rules on DraftKings are so easy to understand that Eli doesn’t get dumbface when he reads them. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most fantasy points. Win big NOW because waiting an entire season for a payout is for poors.
If you’re a first time depositor, your fee is COMPLETELY FREE. If you’ve been killing it like me, the entry fee is only $2. Ball State players shit on $2, so you can afford that. First place in the NFL $100K play-action contest will take home $10,000 in cold hard cash. The return on investment here is higher than Afroman on a typical Tuesday morning. If you manage to beat me this week, then your entry into next week’s $250,000 NFL contest is on the house.
Sign up now before the contest fills to see if you can beat me (spoiler alert: you won’t), and earn your shot at $10,000. My lineup is below. Bring it on, you punk bitches.
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