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Some genius douchebags have developed an app that will text Game Of Thrones spoilers to your enemies.
From The AV Club:
A few sinister masters of technology have created an online service, Spoiled.io, that will, for just 99 cents, anonymously text show spoilers to anybody deserving (or undeserving) of a little distress.
The surprise-ruining tidbits are dispersed throughout the world by automated Faceless Men immediately after the newest episode airs, and they will continue until the spoilers run out at the end of the season. This global force of evil comes compliments of Chicago residents Ross Hettel, Hunter Lane, and Joe Mainwaring, who say they drew inspiration from a Reddit post by a dude who’s been similarly tormented by a righteously vengeful ex-girlfriend.
I once had an ex-girlfriend who read the books that was constantly ruining the show for me (back in the early seasons). She used to yell a Game of Thrones spoiler every time I was about to climax, just because she was a bitch and thought it was really funny. While I was dating her, I actually had a good reason for crying after sex.
You have been handed a great power, so for the Love of The Seven you have to try to resist the urge to go full Ramsay Bolton-level psycho with this thing. But there are some people that just want to watch the world burn.
If you’re trying to find the app, click here.
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[via The AV Club]
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