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What do you think the poor kid folded like a lawn chair pictured above had in mind for the holiday weekend? Did it involve having his head bounced off a brick wall like a fresh out of the can tennis ball in a school yard game of butts up? If that was his intention, my dude had himself a hell of a night.
By all reports, despite the visual evidence to the contrary, he’s still alive. But you have to think your dome being used as a hacky sack in the parking lot of Tigerland in a circle of grown men is probably not ideal for long term health. CTE? Yeah, he has it. He has all of the CTE. You can actually see the childhood memories of a loving home and several family vacations leave his brain with each punt to the face.
It’s tough to watch. Three on one just never plays out like it does in the movies. One second you think you’re Bruce Lee about to crumple non-credited actors in an unimportant to the plot fight scene and the next you’re getting kicked into another dimension by scumbags with no regard for mankind. Life comes at you so fast.
And, only a few feet away, someone else shared the same fate. What are the odds?
As of now, no arrests have been made, but don’t be surprised if these jackoffs who unloaded on already out-for-the-count carcasses are eventually hunted down by police thanks to the footage shot by the “every good fight needs a cameraman” auteur.
Shoutout to these honeys, as well.
Solid form, mama..