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The University Of Texas Fraternity House Vandals Need To Get More Creative And Original

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Over the past few days, some shaky handed vandal has been tagging University of Texas fraternity houses with some rather unflattering messages that are more based on rash generalizations than any transgressions the chapters have committed in the past.






If you’re going to bomb our homes with insults, can you at least put some time and an ounce of effort into it? Your scribble game is trash. I mean do you even wildstyle, homie? This is some toy ass work. It might be time to put down the spray can and find a new hobby.

Rapist, racists, and Nazis? Way to be original, dude. Can you start picking low hanging fruit that hasn’t already fallen on the ground? At least go with the classics: goat fuckers, friend purchasers, narcissistic, overweight alcoholics. There’s so many other things you can rib us for and you decided to go down the road most traveled. Godwin’s Law strikes again. Nazi accusations are so hot right now. That’s not how you separate yourself from the pack, kid.

Sure, you’re getting your fifteen minutes of fame, but this is far from an advantageous long-term strategy in the current graffiti landscape. Banksy ain’t going around thoughtlessly throwing up Hitler backjumps or window downs. He’s not hitting heaven-spots with third reich shock pieces to get the media’s attention. Banksy just goes about his business and creates uniquely Banksy pieces.

Maybe work out the kinks in your black book before hitting the streets, rook.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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