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The U.S. Takes Out Two More ISIS Leaders In Air Strikes, Marginally Improves The World

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We did it again. I’m starting to sound like a broken record at this point. After taking out an ISIS leader last Tuesday, the United States managed to kill two more ISIS leaders in an airstrike.

The two men were killed as part of a coalition aimed at attacking ISIS led by good ol’ daddy America. They were two of the senior leaders in the worst cult ever assembled.

From Reuters:

The Observatory, which gathers its information from an activist network on the ground, identified the leaders as an Iraqi, Abu Osama al-Iraqi, and a Syrian named Amer al-Rafdan.

The Observatory said the air strike was believed to have been carried out by the U.S.-led coalition that is targeting Islamic State in Syria and Iraq, though Rami Abdulrahman, who runs the Observatory, said he could not be sure.

Consistency is key in anything. If you’re consistently good at something, that’s even better. The U.S. is consistently good at killing terrorists.

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, but don’t hide yourself ’cause we air raidin’ all y’all ISIS sonsofbitches. Seriously, though, you can run and hide from our armed forces, or stick your neck out in the open, but the result is going to be the same: death. U-S-A ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

[via Reuters]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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