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The Tinder Game Is About To Change Completely: Picture Messaging Coming Soon

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Remember when you had to get your Tinder match’s contact information or meet her in person in order to show her your penis? Well, those days are numbered. Today marks the end of the era of difficult dick shots. Thank God, too, because my wang was getting fed up. My little DeVry has dreams of stardom that he just needs to fulfill or he’ll never be truly satisfied. He’s like one of those aspiring actresses who moves to L.A. to live out her dream, except instead of waitressing at a diner, little DeVry’s been sexually dissatisfying all the zero women I’ve been with.

Tinder, the location-based dating app that lets you swipe “yes” on users you’d want to date announced today it’s adding a feature called Moments, which will let users share Snapchat-like photos with their matches.

The new “Moments” feature is “Snapchat-like,” in that all pictures posted will disappear within 24 hours. Not only can you send dick pics to complete strangers, but they’ll stay simmering on those peoples’ phones for an entire day. That really sucks for all of my Tinder matches, because my dong is so big that it’s probably gonna fuck with their 4G, LTE, bandwidth, reception, and all that jazz. Thing looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

Get ready, America. Dick pics are coming.

[via Business Insider]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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